Ready

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to Lose

Everything?

Ready to lose
Everything?

Invest in the Future – Or Don't. Who Cares?

ETH:

0x073A3B3E890A3aAEb061E50e92fFFDd31197870b


SOL:

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How It Works

Step 1: BUY

Ready to dive into the chaotic world of web3? Click that shiny "Buy Now" button and enter your personal information. Don't worry, your data will only be sold to the highest bidder—just kidding! (Or are we?)

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Step 2: Sacrifice to the Blockchain Gods

Next, transfer your hard-earned cash into our wallet. Think of it as a modern-day sacrifice to the blockchain gods. If they're pleased, you might even get your tokens. If not, well, we never promised this would be easy, did we?

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Step 3: Sign Your Life Away

Time to read and agree to our terms and conditions. Just kidding, no one reads those! Scroll to the bottom, click "Accept," and hope you didn't just sell your soul. Spoiler: You probably did.

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Step 4: You're rich! (Maybe)

Congratulations, you're now a proud owner of Jeffry! Bask in the glory of your purchase and remember: in the unpredictable world of crypto, your investment could soar—or crash and burn. Enjoy the ride!

Tokenomics

A Fair Share of Misery for Every Investor

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TAX

420M

SUPPLY

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1% of supply is reserved for Joan Cornellà